34 Times Life Decided To Suck.

Nathan Johnson Published 09/04/2022 in facepalm

When things don't go your way.

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“Came home from work to find a few tons of gravel dumped in my driveway. No idea where it came from.”
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“I hand rolled $300 worth of pennies, my bank won’t accept them unless they are dumped through the coin machine”
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“today is cancelled”
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“There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this.”
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“I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god”
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“How do I remove it?”
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“I think I’ll go back to bed.”
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“I got hit by a turkey at 65 mph.”
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“My backyard burned down while I was taking a dump”
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“Accidentally dropped my mom’s bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours”
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“Michigan Tech strikes again”
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“No one seems to know how the smaller bowl ended up in our bigger (and favourite) bowl. It is wedged firmly in place.”
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“If you need me I’ll be crying in the bathtub”
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“Mail truck carrying our wedding invites caught on fire”
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“This watermelon that I grew”
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“My kid slapped my glasses directly into my eyeball”
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“My teen took my truck out today.”
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1.
“Came home from work to find a few tons of gravel dumped in my driveway. No idea where it came from.”
2.
3.
“I hand rolled $300 worth of pennies, my bank won’t accept them unless they are dumped through the coin machine”
4.
“today is cancelled”
5.
“There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this.”
6.
“I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god”
7.
“How do I remove it?”
8.
“I think I’ll go back to bed.”
9.
“I got hit by a turkey at 65 mph.”
10.
“My backyard burned down while I was taking a dump”
11.
“Accidentally dropped my mom’s bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours”
12.
“Michigan Tech strikes again”
13.
“No one seems to know how the smaller bowl ended up in our bigger (and favourite) bowl. It is wedged firmly in place.”
14.
“If you need me I’ll be crying in the bathtub”
15.
“Mail truck carrying our wedding invites caught on fire”
16.
“This watermelon that I grew”
17.
18.
“My kid slapped my glasses directly into my eyeball”
19.
“My teen took my truck out today.”
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